Wow, y'all are such a friendly bunch.
Next time we come from out of town, or new people come, should someone pass out the shirts at the door that say "FRESH MEAT" so you'll be motivated to make conversation? Wait, I know- you're all more evolved than we are, and you were actually psychically welcoming us the entire night while you sat with your backs to the room!
Oh, and I have a little care package for the first person to say that you've gotten better about picking up after yourselves at the Diesel. Should I mail it, or just drive out and drop the dirty dishes on YOUR table while you're trying to eat?