Firespiral (firespiral) wrote in polyboston,
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"Annie, are you okay, are you okay, Annie?"

Well, Alien Ant Farm Aside.......

Usually, a night of pressing my mouth to a young lady and pushing my hands on her chest would cause me to think *fondly* of the night before as I creep through the haze of fatigue.

But, resucitation Annie was entirely too passive for my taste.

On the other hand I *am* re-certified in CPR again for another year, even *If* the class and test lasted until after 10:30 last night!!!!

So, if I take your breath away, ah, I know how to fix that. But, if I render you unconscious, I can no longer use abdominal thrusts, according to the Red Cross. Not enough money in the non-profit bank account to pay Mr. Heimlich. oh, and then there is that little bit about maybe bursting your spleen.

Hey, how 'bout I check out your femoral arteries?

Note to crowd: This was not intended toward anyone in particular.
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Well, Alien Ant Farm Aside.......

Usually, a night of pressing my mouth to a young lady and pushing my hands on her chest would cause me to think *fondly* of the night before as I creep through the haze of fatigue.

But, resucitation Annie was entirely too passive for my taste.

On the other hand I *am* re-certified in CPR again for another year, even *If* the class and test lasted until after 10:30 last night!!!!

So, if I take your breath away, ah, I know how to fix that. But, if I render you unconscious, I can no longer use abdominal thrusts, according to the Red Cross. Not enough money in the non-profit bank account to pay Mr. Heimlich. oh, and then there is that little bit about maybe bursting your spleen.

Hey, how 'bout I check out your femoral arteries? <fumbling about your groin commences>

Note to crowd: This was not intended toward anyone in particular. <okay, well, maybe just a few of youz>
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